GLaDOS Anonymous Protest Training

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/PROJECT_CHANOLOGY/IRL_PROTEST_PAGE

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http://partyvan.eu/wiki/Project_Chanology
http://partyvan.info.nyud.net/index.php/Project_Chanology
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Hello Anonymous.

Welcome to the Anonymous Basic Protest Training Programme. This programme was designed to allow each and every member of Anonymous to extract the maximum amount of lulz with the minimum risk of fail. Remember, here at Anonymous we believe, that if at first you don't succeed, you fail.

Pay attention, at the end of the programme there will be cake.

Now, let us commence training.

There are cult hives in almost every major city in the world. Check the links, or use google. Anonymous may have already organized a protest in your area. Do not visit official scientology websites to find their location, they will trace your IP address.

If you are unable to travel, you can still contribute by:
Spreading word of the protest.
Contacting the media.
Disseminating Anonymous propaganda.
Designing leaflets, posters, or flyers.
Or by taking part in the online campaign.

Bring cake. Wear comfortable shoes. Bring a camera. Carry a sign. Download and print out leaflets to give to passers-by. Bring music; Choklit Reign, Rick Astley, and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. But most important of all, wear a mash. It is essential to remain Anonymous. Remember, Anonymous is no one. Individuality is incompatible with Anonymous. Rely on the whole. Be part of the whole. Avoid the one.

Remember, being identified as a critic of scientology can have dire consequences. Find out from Anonymous if masked protest is legal in your area. Use the links. If not, a scarf and sunglasses will suffice.

Do not protest directly outside the cult. This is not Habbo Hotel. It will be considered aggressive.

Instead, protest across the road from the cult. This way if a scientologist approaches you, and tries to cause trouble, the local law enforcement will view him as the aggressor.

Be wary, there is an official scientology practice called 'Bull-Baiting' sanctioned by L Ron Hubbard. The Scilon will act as aggressive as possible in an attempt to provoke critics into attacking him. Do not respond, do not threaten or even insult him. If confronted by a Scilong, film the lunatic and post it on Youtube. Or better yet, recount the Xenu story. This will make him walk away quickly. It is Scilon law that no one is allowed to hear the Xenu story unless they have paid the tens of thousands of dollars necessary otherwise it will cause them to catch pneumonia and die.

The cult will try to infiltrate some of it's members into the protest and cause trouble. This is in the hope that the police will stop the protest down. Distance yourself from any troublemaker. Wait for your local law enforcers to take the Scilon spy and have him party vanned.

On your way home from the protest, make sure you are not being followed by undercover Scilons.

Always respect your local law enforcers.
Never use violence
Never threaten to use violence
Do not throw anything.
Do not insult anyone

Congratulations, you have passed the Anonymous Basic Protest Training Programme. As promised, here is cake, delicious and moist.

Remember you have the right to protest.

As long as it is peaceful, we cannot be stopped.

As long as we are faceless, we cannot be stopped.

As long as we are leaderless, we cannot be stopped.

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Tags :

• Anonymous
• Scientology
• Tom
• Cruise
• Bart
• Simpson
• protest
• chanology

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