Anonymous • OFFICIAL REASONS I HATE AMERICA AND AMERICANS POWER RANKINGS by Anonymous

Anonymous • OFFICIAL REASONS I HATE AMERICA AND AMERICANS POWER RANKINGS by Anonymous

OFFICIAL REASONS I HATE AMERICA AND AMERICANS POWER RANKINGS by Anonymous

1. Actually think that their country is worthwhile.
2. Elected George W. Bush TWICE, this is why democracy does not work for idiots.
3. Don’t care about the rest of the world.
4. Don’t know about the world outside their country. 90% of Americans can’t find their own country on a world globe.
5. Their ‘intelligence’. Americans actually think a “World Series” involves the whole world, go to airports without their passports, etc.
6. Claim to have saved our ass in world wars which is laughably wrong.
7. American “culture”.
8. Act like they are rich but they have terrible education and healthcare.
9. Have fucked up the English language. They spell everything with “z” instead of the logical “s” and don’t even pronounce it correctly.
10. Don’t understand irony and have a shit sense of humour.
11. No appreciation of foreign cultures.
12. Their obsession with the “constitution”.
13. Americans can’t do brit accents but they are buttmad that brits can do american accents.
14. Think they are always right.
15. American beer tastes like diluted cat piss and have to be 21.
16. Killed their only good president (JFK) and hate their second best one (Obama).
17. Are fucking up the planet because of their driving habits and fossil fuel use.
18. Think they invented the internet.

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